Tifarfbast is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, flying giraffe.

Tifarfbast created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tifarfbast, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tifarfbast, she will destroy your home planet.

Tifarfbast's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tifarfbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven foxes in a large pit.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Never approach rivers carrying ash.