Hotwityarl is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hotwityarl created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotwityarl, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hotwityarl, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hotwityarl's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hotwityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at dusk.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.