Ominbogdibbess is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful hedgehog.

Ominbogdibbess created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbogdibbess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominbogdibbess, it will destroy your home planet.

Ominbogdibbess' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ominbogdibbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Erect three silicon sculptures of Ominbogdibbess on top of important buildings.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Never eat green fruit.