Veenbabkop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciful pigeon.

Veenbabkop created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbabkop, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenbabkop, she will turn you into a worm.

Veenbabkop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Veenbabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Always obey Veenbabkop's priests.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.