Flanbonbast is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm yak.

Flanbonbast created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flanbonbast, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flanbonbast, it will not care at all.

Flanbonbast's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flanbonbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Never run in the presence of badgers.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never stain your feet with indigo.

5. Never play with disobedient children.