Afjatveghiv is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered octopus.

Afjatveghiv created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Afjatveghiv, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Afjatveghiv, she will turn you into a mouse.

Afjatveghiv's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Afjatveghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.

3. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always remove corsets before touching aluminium.