Hasfobflatflagtimtailcedtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unjust hummingbird.

Hasfobflatflagtimtailcedtonk created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hasfobflatflagtimtailcedtonk, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hasfobflatflagtimtailcedtonk, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hasfobflatflagtimtailcedtonk's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hasfobflatflagtimtailcedtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always obey Hasfobflatflagtimtailcedtonk's priests.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never adorn your chest with purple markings.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.