Rawpancat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rawpancat created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Rawpancat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawpancat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rawpancat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rawpancat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place onions upon stone.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.