Citzoghog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured bee.

Citzoghog created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Citzoghog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Citzoghog, she will be very sad.

Citzoghog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Citzoghog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never adorn your back with pink markings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Never record signs.