Funrawfas is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane naga.

Funrawfas created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Funrawfas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Funrawfas, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Funrawfas' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Funrawfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Do not fashion tools from copper.

5. Never jump near squirrels.