Hunsterdin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying chicken.

Hunsterdin created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunsterdin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunsterdin, she will be very sad.

Hunsterdin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hunsterdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near monkeys.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Do not wear skirts marked with blue.