Latsanfed is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless crab.

Latsanfed created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latsanfed, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Latsanfed, she will not care at all.

Latsanfed's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Latsanfed's Holy Commandments

1. Latsanfed loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latsanfed.

4. Never paint your head orange.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.