Sternarflig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, witty faun.

Sternarflig created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sternarflig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sternarflig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sternarflig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sternarflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never handle copper while unclean.