Wodlitmegvankapraprowcet is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous crow.

Wodlitmegvankapraprowcet created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodlitmegvankapraprowcet, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wodlitmegvankapraprowcet, it will be very sad.

Wodlitmegvankapraprowcet's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wodlitmegvankapraprowcet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Wodlitmegvankapraprowcet on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.