Ominrotjig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent dove.

Ominrotjig created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Ominrotjig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ominrotjig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ominrotjig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ominrotjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Worship no other gods but Ominrotjig.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.