Bosskarrul is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, happy chinchilla.

Bosskarrul created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosskarrul, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bosskarrul, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bosskarrul's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bosskarrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Do not bounce at rivers.

3. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.