Davdabtin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable wyvern.

Davdabtin created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Davdabtin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Davdabtin, it will be very unhappy.

Davdabtin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Davdabtin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

3. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the west.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.