Besshatbass Flisfomomin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent butterfly.

Besshatbass Flisfomomin created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besshatbass Flisfomomin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Besshatbass Flisfomomin, it will torture you forever.

Besshatbass Flisfomomin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Besshatbass Flisfomomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

4. Never skip in spring.

5. Never mention moths.