Stippigrilbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, ruthless unicorn.

Stippigrilbep created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stippigrilbep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stippigrilbep, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stippigrilbep's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Stippigrilbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never remain standing at dusk.

3. Always act with patience when addressing children.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

5. Do not shave your hands.