Flisbad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, compassionate squirrel.

Flisbad created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Flisbad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flisbad, it will be very unhappy.

Flisbad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Flisbad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Flisbad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Flisbad loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.