Haspangnat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful rhinoceros.

Haspangnat created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Haspangnat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Haspangnat, it will be very sad.

Haspangnat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Haspangnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never speak aloud of names.