Fatdidlig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, boastful rat.

Fatdidlig created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdidlig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fatdidlig, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fatdidlig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fatdidlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never mark doors with black.

5. Pray only in shadows.