Flanlakfem is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody tortoise.

Flanlakfem created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanlakfem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flanlakfem, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flanlakfem's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flanlakfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.