Sagrotzak is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, deceitful gerbil.

Sagrotzak created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagrotzak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sagrotzak, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sagrotzak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sagrotzak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never talk about dark matter near seals while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Always store lentils above ground.

5. Never stain your feet with violet.