Jopjadsafbap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty bee.

Jopjadsafbap created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopjadsafbap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jopjadsafbap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jopjadsafbap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jopjadsafbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

2. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never proclaim while facing north.

5. Always remove hats before entering holy places.