Sidfum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful raccoon.

Sidfum created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidfum, she will make you grow a tail.

Sidfum's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sidfum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Never jump in winter.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Retreat if five otters approach from the east.