Rawtipbed is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous cobra.

Rawtipbed created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawtipbed, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rawtipbed, he will turn you into a snail.

Rawtipbed's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rawtipbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic on fasting days.

2. Never paint your back magenta.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never whisper while facing south.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to snails while wearing fawn coats.