Gondannad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying ant.

Gondannad created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gondannad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gondannad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gondannad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gondannad's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Never mix peanuts with blood.

4. Do not wear kilts marked with yellow.

5. Gondannad loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.