Geptomgut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable jackal.

Geptomgut created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geptomgut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Geptomgut, she will strike you with lightening.

Geptomgut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Geptomgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never feed lentils to sheep while wearing orange hats.

3. You must love Geptomgut.

4. Never cross forests at midday.

5. Do not resist balance.