Nurvenbun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless dolphin.

Nurvenbun created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurvenbun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nurvenbun, it will come to you in dreams.

Nurvenbun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nurvenbun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never look in ponds.