Baphomgov is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring dove.

Baphomgov created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baphomgov, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Baphomgov, it will turn you into a hamster.

Baphomgov's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Baphomgov's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Never wear yellow shoes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.