Flamhatyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish dolphin.

Flamhatyok created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamhatyok, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flamhatyok, she will turn you into a hamster.

Flamhatyok's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flamhatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.

3. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

4. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.