Appvonkbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome mole.

Appvonkbiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appvonkbiss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Appvonkbiss, she will manifest in front of you.

Appvonkbiss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Appvonkbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Appvonkbiss on top of all buildings.