Pitkiphin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic armadillo.

Pitkiphin created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitkiphin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pitkiphin, she will turn you into a slug.

Pitkiphin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pitkiphin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Pitkiphin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear pink.