Sansugtanbestfligdum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental tortoise.

Sansugtanbestfligdum created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sansugtanbestfligdum, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sansugtanbestfligdum, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sansugtanbestfligdum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sansugtanbestfligdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Never handle zinc while unclean.

5. Do not eat figs.