Fenhin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unjust unicorn.

Fenhin created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenhin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fenhin, he will cry a lot.

Fenhin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fenhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Run away from blue capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fenhin.

4. Never stain your hands with mauve.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.