Pogabpop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow beaver.

Pogabpop created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Pogabpop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pogabpop, she will not invite you to parties.

Pogabpop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pogabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

3. Never cross rivers at midnight.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Heed all dreams.