Cedzogtit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, stupid hamster.

Cedzogtit created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedzogtit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedzogtit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cedzogtit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cedzogtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in spring.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.