Nellbegqueeglargsoghittarg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain salamander.

Nellbegqueeglargsoghittarg created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellbegqueeglargsoghittarg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nellbegqueeglargsoghittarg, he will turn you into a tree.

Nellbegqueeglargsoghittarg's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nellbegqueeglargsoghittarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never sing in autumn.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never gather five eagles near doors.

5. Never wear violet stockings.