Nabpib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, uncaring fly.

Nabpib created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabpib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabpib, it will not care.

Nabpib's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nabpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if eight frogs approach from the north.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nabpib.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nabpib on top of all buildings.

5. Never stain your head with indigo.