Bafrakkom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate grasshopper.

Bafrakkom created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafrakkom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bafrakkom, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bafrakkom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bafrakkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare turnips while wearing ear rings.

2. Never hop in the presence of swans.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Never feed strawberries to monkeys while wearing stockings.

5. Do not name children after birds.