Dodyamstragcip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish guinea pig.

Dodyamstragcip created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dodyamstragcip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dodyamstragcip, he will torture you forever.

Dodyamstragcip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dodyamstragcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

2. Dodyamstragcip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never cross forests at midnight.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Dodyamstragcip loves capybaras, so they must be respected.