Jenbossveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest monkey.

Jenbossveg created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenbossveg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jenbossveg, he will cry a lot.

Jenbossveg's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jenbossveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never chant in the presence of elders.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.