Mipparklit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered wasp.

Mipparklit created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipparklit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipparklit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mipparklit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mipparklit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Shun those given to vanity.