Sogveenlog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable wyrm.

Sogveenlog created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sogveenlog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sogveenlog, it will not invite you to parties.

Sogveenlog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sogveenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never stain your arms with brown.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.