Banarpmiplarn is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient mouse.

Banarpmiplarn created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Banarpmiplarn, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Banarpmiplarn, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Banarpmiplarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Banarpmiplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Pray only in darkness.