Fobxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair wyvern.

Fobxuck created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobxuck, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fobxuck, she will cry a lot.

Fobxuck's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fobxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near monkeys while wearing yellow kilts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your legs.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fobxuck.