Watveenjabquimyimlakhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain human.

Watveenjabquimyimlakhiv created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watveenjabquimyimlakhiv, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watveenjabquimyimlakhiv, she will destroy your home solar system.

Watveenjabquimyimlakhiv's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Watveenjabquimyimlakhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.