Fomhinved Rotlinontbast is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful grasshopper.

Fomhinved Rotlinontbast created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomhinved Rotlinontbast, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fomhinved Rotlinontbast, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fomhinved Rotlinontbast's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fomhinved Rotlinontbast's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

4. Do not prepare grapes while wearing coats.

5. Do not wear green clothing.