Bitquagdab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, contented rhinoceros.

Bitquagdab created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bitquagdab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bitquagdab, he will send you a sign.

Bitquagdab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bitquagdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear skirts marked with magenta.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never touch water while blessed.